Randoms

• I’m anxious for season four of Game of Thrones to start.
• Grocery shopping is no fun.
• A 36-year-old man should not be sleeping in the same bed as his daughter. It’s creepy. And disgusting.
• They’re getting closer and closer to finding Red John. Aren’t you excited? #TheMentalist
• If I don’t answer your calls or texts, then it’s a pretty good bet I want nothing to do with you. #BuyAVowel
• It’s okay that I don’t ask for help.
• I tried to watch Sons of Anarchy. It’s stupid.
• Toby Keith’s new album “Drinks After Work” is great. Download it. If you need help, let me know.
• Don’t tell me you want me to be your “other half”, then get into a relationship with someone else. Your desperation makes you smell bad.
• Stick up for your friends when their crazy ass ex is making a fool of themselves.
• Drinking alcohol like a fish, is not a turn on.
• If you almost sideswipe a postal service vehicle, you shouldn’t be driving if you can’t pay attention.

Okay, enough randomness for today. Happy Tuesday!