I got out of bed, let the dogs in, and finally decided to cook a hamburger for dinner. Just as it was ready, I threw a hamburger bun in the microwave, pulled out the pickle jar, and grabbed a water bottle. The microwave beeped, and I turned off the skillet. Mmm. The smell of cheeseburger filled the house.
I had noticed something strange about the hamburger buns when I took them out of the fridge, but figured they'd be okay once I nuked 'em. Wrong. I don't know what was wrong, but they were a bit hard going into the microwave, and even harder coming out. The few short seconds didn't help. :-(
Into the trash the buns went. I stood there staring at my hamburger patty thinking, Oh shit. Now I don't have anything to eat it on. Ew. Guess where it went? Into the trash with the buns. And I? I sat in the middle of my kitchen floor and cried, uncontrollably. Then Kasey came over and made me feel better.
I'm home from work today to try to rest through this icky funk. Funk sucks.
-Valerie
Being in a funk sucks.
ReplyDeleteI get there sometimes and cant for the life of me figure out why but I am there regardless.
Hope you have a better day today.