In Maine
- After January 14th, you will be charged a fine for having your Christmas decorations still up.
- In Portland, it is illegal for men to tickle women under the chin with feather dusters.
- No skydiving allowed.
- In Waterville, it is illegal to blow one’s nose in public.
- In South Berwick, motorists may not park within 25 feet of Dunkin Donuts.
No 1. - I wish that were a law in my state. People drag the heck out of Christmas around here.
ReplyDeleteThey do it here in CA, too. I think some people would have Christmas stuff up all year around if they could.
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