Weird Laws–Texas

In Texas

1. It is illegal to sell one’s eye. A common problem, I guess.
2. A program has been created in the state that attempts to control the weather. Only Texas would think they can control something that can’t be controlled.
3. It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing. Cause maybe you’ll fall over? Hopefully the restaurant isn’t too crowded. Hope the bar isn’t standing room only. You’ll never get the drink.
4. Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos. I wonder if this was a law when I lived in Texas. Cause I would have been a felon looooong ago.
5. It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second floor of a hotel. Please shoot from the lobby level.
6. It is illegal to milk another person’s cow. But you can milk another person’s spouse.
7. A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24hr notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed. Are you freaking kidding me? This state….
8. Homosexual behavior is a misdemeanor offense. And THIS is another reason why we’re still fighting for gays to be treated equal. Ridiculous.
9. The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home. They won’t condone beer making, but they’ll condone racism. Way to go, Texas. (rolling eyes)
10. Wire cutters cannot be carried in your pocket. I guess I’ll carry them in my purse.
11. It is illegal to dust any public building with a feather duster. Please use your finger to leave streaks in the dust that’s built up.
12. It’s illegal to possess realistic dildos. I wonder what it is Texans have against sexual fun? Maybe they’d relax a little more and not be so uptight if they’d learn to enjoy sex toys.