Punography

I found these somewhere the other day. I laughed out loud. Thought you would too.   :-)

• I tried to catch some Fog. I mist.
• When chemists die, they barium.
• A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
• I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.
• How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
• I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
• This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.
• I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.
• I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
• They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type O.
• A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
• PMS jokes aren’t funny. Period.
• Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
• Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there’s no pop quiz.
• Energizer Bunny arrested: charged with battery.
• I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
• How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
• What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
• When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
• What does a clock do when it’s hungry? It goes back four seconds.
• I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
• Broken pencils are pointless.