In New York
- A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting.
- Citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers”.
- It is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun.
- It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing “body hugging clothing”.
- The penalty for jumping off a building is death. (so pray you die from the fall.)
- In Sag Harbor, it is illegal to disrobe in any wagon or automobile.
- In Sag Harbor, it is illegal to bathe unless wearing a bathing suit or covering.
- Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.
- A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.
- While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.
- Slippers are not to be worn after 10pm.
It's New York. What can you expect?
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