In Minnesota
- Women may face up to 30 days in jail if they impersonate Santa Clause. (Cause this is only a man’s job?)
- In Minnetonka, it is illegal to throw tacks, glass, or nails onto a street or sidewalk. (Shouldn’t this be a law everywhere?)
- The land of 10,000 lakes declares mosquitoes a public nuisance.
- A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head. (Oh brother. I’m afraid this has become a law because someone actually did it.)
- It is illegal to sleep naked. (I’m sooo never going to Minnesota!!)
- Oral sex is prohibited. (That settles it. If there was any doubt with the previous law, now we know for sure.)
- All bathtubs must have feet.
Ah - Come on Up the water is fine!
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