In Kansas
- Hitting a vending machine that stole your money is illegal.
- Hunting rabbits in a motorboat is prohibited.
- In Wichita, it is illegal to carry a concealed bean snapper.
- It is illegal for restaurants to sell cherry pie a la mode on Sundays.
- No musical horns allowed.
- No one may catch fish with his bare hands.
- Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights.
- Sidewalk spitting is illegal.
Oh darn! I was just about to jump in my motorboat and catch me some rabbits!
ReplyDeleteI don't think I could break number 6 if I tried.