Forget “What About Bob”. Let’s talk “What About Val”.

• I was born in November - in the afternoon.
• I think the juice box may be one of the world’s greatest inventions.

• Buying stationary gives me a high.
• My favorite fruit is strawberries. I do not like kiwi.
• I want to visit Montana, Egypt, Italy and Sweden. I do not want to go to Spain.
• My grade school carpool mom loved listening to Mark & Brian.
• My favorite ‘kid friendly’ joke involves pigs and dirt.
• I still enjoy watching Little Bear.

• I took guitar lessons when I was 11, but did not enjoy them, so I sold my guitar.
• I’m much more productive in the summer, which further proves my theory that I am solar powered.
• I think Janet Jackson is overrated.
• I do not know the correct amount to tip a hairdresser.
• I believe that “I’m sorry” always sounds better than “I apologize”.
• I do not know who Jack Johnson is.
• I prefer Cat Stevens to Sheryl Crow, but I would not like to be named Cat.
• I do not wear toe rings.
• I can do the robot.
• When I don’t think I’ve explained myself as clearly as I could have, I start to over explain and become annoying.
• Birds of Paradise is my favorite flower.

• I am excellent at Spades.
• I collect clocks.
• I do not like asparagus. Or broccoli.
• I like warm weather.
• I find it difficult to sleep in a moving car.
• I love Strawberry Shortcake and would love to start a collection again.
• I like the smell of Brake Kleen.
• I do not know how to use a Playstation controller.
• I like crushed ice, not cubed.

• When I worked at BHS, I was often mistaken for a student.
• “Winter Wonderland” is one of my favorite Christmas carols.
• I am very bad at: trusting people, hitting a baseball, and being nice to The X.
• I must always be singing while I drive.
• I’ve never been on a boat.
• Steve Carell is my least favorite actor on the planet for reasons I do not understand.
• I like the name Sammi.
• English was my favorite academic subject in college.
• I once got a 37% on a midterm and my teacher wrote ‘good improvement’. And he was serious. It was.
• I once shot a guy in the nuts with a bb gun.

• Pineapple juice is one of my favorite beverages derived from a fruit.
• I think “The Office” is the stupidest show on television.
• I once held a job that required me to wear high heels.
• I believe in love at first sight.
• Sometimes I feel bad for the bruised fruit at the grocery store.
• I believe in karma.
• Zoo’s make me happy.
• I’ve never gotten carsick.
• I love watching Charlie Brown specials.

• I dislike most animals.
• I like red apples. I do not like green.
• The previews are my favorite part of the movie theatre experience.
• I believe that songs on the radio come on as direct signs to me.
• I have never shoplifted.
• I dislike it very much when others can’t be happy for me.
• When at the public library and I see a book I read and loved, I will pull it out on the shelf a little more so it stands out. Librarians must hate me.
• I hate public speaking.
• Water skiing scares the crap out of me.
• The Daytona 500 is my favorite sporting event of the year.

• I like the window seat.
• My least productive time of day is morning.
• I dislike leaving phone messages.
• The Time Machine (1960) is one of the greatest movies of all time. This is not just opinion - this is fact.
• I get mad when I think you’re not listening to me.
• Red popsicles are the best.
• My worst date involved a man who refused to stop for stop signs.
• I really like airplanes.
• I do not email as much as I once did.
• My favorite color is red.

• 287 is my highest online bowling score.
• I get irrationally angry when I watch any of the Law & Order shows.
• I love my license plate.
• There are only two people I hate. I hope to not have any more.
• I regularly think of who would be my “phone a friend” if I ever was on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
• I dislike anything grape.
• I do not find painting pottery relaxing.
• One of my favorite board games is Monopoly.
• I believe Alex Trebek is one of the only people on the planet who looks better with a mustache.
• I judge books by their cover.
• There is something about Kevin Costner that forces me to stare at him.
• I like watching football only for the opportunity to yell loudly.
• I’ve never broken a bone.

• I dislike haircutting services with lame names like hair4u! or hair today, gone tomorrow!, or hairisma!.
• If people were parts of a magic trick, I would be the turn. And I’m happy about that.
• I once had an opportunity to take a picture of The X with his head in a guillotine, but I was preoccupied with watching the trick and missed my chance.
• I like legos. Still.

• I am very good at Wheel of Fortune.
• If I don’t know what to say, I will say ‘hmmm’.
• My zodiac profile says I’m horny.
• I have no problem opening my eyes under water.
• I do not like beer. This is my burden.
• “Later” is my least favorite way of saying goodbye.
• I am excellent at putting electronics together.
• I do not like to eat eggs from chickens I know.
• When I doodle, I always draw the big cross Frank taught me to draw.
• I do not like to text in short form: I feel bad writing “ur” instead of “your” or “you’re”.
• My toothbrush is blue/white.
• I have been in love a few times but my heart has only been broken twice.
• I do not like the Beatles.
• I like crispy/burnt marshmallows.